Despite the 2 hour runtime, this was an exhausting movie. I felt like
I watched a whole season of prime time television in those two hours,
but it's rich & delicious enough to make me not hate that.
Sometimes a movie comes along that you don't agree with its title so in your personal headcanon, it's called something else. Ghostbusters (2016) to me will always be GalGhostbusters. If the weirdos at Sony went ahead and called it "Upgraded," I would've still called it Mitchells vs the Machines. And
now, the Superman movie of 2025 was SUPPOSED to be called "Superman
Legacy" and for some reason or another (rumor mill says it was James Gunn own preference on not liking movie titles with subtitles), they changed it to JUST
"Superman." ALL the disrespect to the 1978 classic in my twisted brain
by saying "This is the only Superman movie worth the one name title." Of
course it's not Gunn's intent, but I still feel like it. So I'ma
keep calling it "Superman Legacy" because it shows how this one man's
insistence on doing good and being a symbol for hope & peace can
influence so many people around the world. From little kids to fellow
"men of the cloth," his ideals make people strive to be better (except
for Lex freakin' Luthor, but he's a lost cause), and this movie shows
it wonderfully.
But enough about the title itself, how was this latest cinematic outing for the American icon? It's super. Plain and simple.
There's plenty to love but it has got its own set of issues that hold it back from going Plus Ultra. So in a word, just super. Better than average, but not true greatness yet.
By establishing the movie as belonging to a bigger universe, it gives the filmmakers the liberty to not have to bother with an origin story for not just Superman, but for a lot of things. That, however, is a double-edged sword as there are a lot of things to want to know more about this new DC universe, ranging from why Lois Lane would feel like she would be bad at relationships, how Jimmy and a girl who he thought had MUTANT TOES ever met, any of the inciting incidents to tweak Lex Luthor into such a hater, ANYTHING to boost Hawkgirl, and most importantly, did KARA know anything about the go-forth-&-conquer plan?
Aside from a bevy of plot holes that will hopefully be expanded upon with this James Gunn-helmed ship of content, it's still worth your time to watch. The characters are some of the best live-action interpretations of them seen in years, if not the first & thus, the best. The action is fantastic, with several scenes of flexing the good stuff from superhero movies. The quirky aesthetics of James Gunn sneak into an already pretty colorful movie (hey Freakazoid! Wanna see a river made of bismuth that feed into a black hole?), but is not without it's slightly horror-filled charms (coughing out nanobots never looked more horrific & something that looks like you'd need some Pepto Bismol for). But like I mentioned from my opening bit about Superman's legacy, this movie is INSPIRING. This alien's humanity and his own strong moral compass dares people to move, both in-universe and by the viewing audience; it shows how cool & rebellious it is to actually care about others. Of course, not being phenomenally cosmic powerful beings, we DO have to think of the consequences, but sometimes the time comes when the consequences have to just be a nagging voice in the back of your head. The true heart of the movie is the message of being strong together, to lift the less fortunate up so that we can all have our time in the wondrous yellow sunlight.
And because I am a colossal nerd, I've got to compare this new kid on the block to others of its ilk. The previous most recent re-invention of this nearly 100-year old character for the modern day is My Adventures with Superman, (or as I've dubbed it "Shonen Superman" since really it's anime enough to stand toe-to-toe with the greats of yesteryear like "Dragon Ball Z" and "Naruto"), and I like how both have a Clark who has to struggle with their dual identities/legacies to live up to. The anime Superman is afraid of what he'll find out if his people were actually horrible, and Gunn's has his whole paradigm violently shifted when he finds out what the rest of his parents' parting message said. But of course, since these Supermen live their lives to the beat of their own drum, he learns it's not so much where you came from that matters, but what you do for the here & now. Compared to his Snyder-verse counterpart, the Lex Luthor here is also a tech billionaire considerably younger than the comics and most cartoons have shown, but still no less full of hate for the "alien stopping us from growing as a species." While one crafts convoluted plans for the blame game to work in his favor to promote his flawed philosophy, this version ACKNOWLEDGES he is envious & petty to a fault, but knows it's his greatest fuel for evil. And we gotta give it up for the boost Mr. Terrific got from his depiction in the Arrowverse. That one just didn't know how to give us a good brain that wasn't incredibly quirky & quippy. Here? They gave him the 'tism but they didn't detract his badassness in physical fisticuffs (that beach fight is legendary now) & smart-guy like (just off by a little decimal point or two setting the universe back in place).
So yeah, I love this movie regardless of flaws, and looking forward to what else Mr. Gunn's gonna give to us for this new cinematic universe.
You'd think a comedy on impending death would be a bad idea, but "the Farewell" is not a bad idea. The story feels personal & poignant, and the comedy is more from the incredible awkwardness that comes from having to keep a secret from such a spunky old lady. The major props to the cast for conveying all the right emotions whenever the scene calls for it.
Also, could somebody please enlighten me about the symbolism in that possibly hallucinatory little bird?
The family didn't let Awkwafina come along to granny's at first because they thought she would give away the ploy with her American bluntness.
Maleficent: Mistress of Evil
"Maleficent: Mistress of Evil" flopped worse than a wounded bird...and thanks to this movie, I've seen my fair amount of fair folk falling from the sky thanks.
Turns out the original Sleeping Beauty tale was fake news by Michelle Pfeiffer and Maleficent's people are descended from phoenixes. Who knew?
Jojo Rabbit
Sometimes the best part of winning an argument is seeing the fragile
world of the other person shatter as they realize how wrong they
were...even more satisfying is it's a child whose mind is blown. So
you can imagine why it is pleasing to watch "Jojo Rabbit" as the fascist
fanatic realizes over the course of the movie just how wrong his
10-yr-old paradigm has been. But then, this seems to be the year of the
dark comedy as the incredible awkwardness of certain subject matter and
bizarre situations that pop up (usually involving Taika Waititi as the
imaginary friend Adolf) make this film laugh-out-loud funny as well.
Sometimes the humor is simply in the bizarre...
Parasite
What did "Parasite" teach me? There are monsters. There are monsters that swindle & con you. There are monsters that are casually cruel. There are monsters that pee on your wall. There are monsters that will blackmail you. There are monsters that will lock you up with no intention of ever freeing you. There are monsters that will be blissfully happy when you're recovering from the worst night. And of course, there are monsters that come after you with rocks and knives.
The conflict in the 2nd half could have all been avoided if they remembered the housekeeper's Kryptonite...
Knives Out
You go into "Knives Out" expecting a grand ol' murder mystery with a
fair amount of dark humor (and actual humor), not unlike "Clue" but what
you get is so much more...and Daniel Craig giving his most hilarious
Southern accent this side of his role in "Logan Lucky." Rich old man
dies mysteriously and almost all members of his extended family have
motive and are noticeably unhinged. Enter Benoit Blanc, a misleading
fancy name for such a Southern Gentleman as he tries to piece this
"doughnut" together, and his unwitting assistant Marta, who due to a
weird Quirk, is a human lie-detector, physically unable to be deceitful
or take fake news in. See just how twisty and funny the rabbit hole goes
as more and more intriguing revelations are brought to light even after
the the audience knows whodunnit.
No greater lie detector than one that projectile vomits in the presence of falsehoods
Batman vs. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Brilliant animated film that captures the essence of each of the characters flawlessly. Fight animation is pretty fantastic too. If you're a fan of both in any capacity, highly recommend.
Even when this was happening, you never heard him say "Cowabunga." This movie has Batman saying "cowabunga," and if that's not incentive, I don't know what is.
Once Upon a Time...In Hollywood
A lot of great stories start with "Once Upon a Time"...but if your
storyteller is Quentin Tarnatino, and the story ENDS with "Once Upon a
Time...in Hollywood," then you better buckle up. The stars of this
show are Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt, acting their hearts out for
multifaceted roles that I can't even really pin down is surprisingly
meta for their lives or not. But beyond these two actors exercising
their craft, you get a lot of meandering shots, pointless plot points
that don't really pay off, and what seems like subverted story beats for
the sake of saying "ooh, that didn't go how you thought it would didn't
it? Aren't I a stinker?!"
Also, probably the best advertisement for having good and well-trained pit bulls as your companions.
A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood Less a story about Mr. Rogers (For that, watch the documentary "Won't
you be my Neighbor") and more a look at how one person can become better
through looking at the life of this sage of wholesomeness. Digging into
Fred Rogers leads a bitter journalist to let go of hurt, let go of
anger, and learn what Mr. Rogers has been teaching kids for years: it's
ok to feel bad, but what matters is how you handle those feelings.
Great stylistic choice to have all the cityscapes and vehicles-moving
scenes be done in the same style as "Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood."
Onward
On paper, "Onward" is my jam. Through working in a library, I discovered
that my choice of books tend to lean towards "urban fantasy," with the
mundane frequently coming into contact with the magical. So Pixar makes a
movie about magical beings living in suburbia, with the focal point
being two ying-yang brothers on a race against the clock to restore a
loved one, and I should be lovin' it. Except, I can't fully appreciate it because I'm a frickin' only child with abandonment issues. The
main core of the movie is the bond of the brothers, but because of
their dead father, the older brother became much more a dad to the
younger than a sibling. That kinda bond is something totally foreign to
me since I. Don't. Have. Siblings. Plus, all my older brother figures
left for reasons beyond my control, and I've never had to be that guy
for any younger friends (neither did I think they respected me enough for
that). So, thanks Pixar for bringing up a moderately fascinating
world that forsake magic for the mundy, and it's cool to see how the
inhabitants adapted, and thanks for basically making a quest movie where
everything the characters learn becomes relevant later in the plot, but
otherwise, I couldn't take away the emotional OOMPH you were
aiming for.
Pour one out for a noble steed that fell in service to the quest.
Ford v. Ferrari
So I was berating "Speed Racer" last year for...a variety of reasons.
But if I can imagine young Speed and Pops Racer watching some of the
excitement from something like "Ford v Ferrari," I think I can get where
the whole GO! GO! GO! GO! feeling comes from now. You've heard the
tale before: a champion, who can no longer go the distance, is left to
wonder if he'll ever experience that rush of competition again; he finds
a kindred spirit in someone who gets it, heck, almost supernaturally
excels at the thing, and they work together to prove themselves against
all odds; probably throw in some corporate meddling that tries to keep
their optimistic spirits from fully soaring. Oh, and throw in a whole
lot of VROOM VROOM. Overall, a pretty good historically-based, sports
story, great chemistry between Matt Damon and Christian Bale, and
racing action that really gets your own heart pumping.
The Great Gatsby (1974)
Old-school charm and is quite a faithful adaptation to the book, but geez is the movie's pacing slow! Depending
on how much you liked the book, that impacts your appreciation of the
movie. Basically, the titular Gatsby is the textbook example of a
hopeless romantic as he pines for the one that got away. Even with all
evidence pointing to the obvious, he still won't give up on the hope of
her reciprocating his love. (Spoilers: All the good that does him...)
My god, you look up the word "dapper" in the dictionary, and if you don't see this picture, you throw that book out the window!
Lincoln
Get ready to be bored by the squabbles of politics.
Lots.
And lots.
And lots.
Of squabbling.
Mission Impossible Dated technology aside, this "Mission Impossible" really did wonders for
the spy genre back in the late 90s. Everyone was making references to
the aesthetic, the high stakes, the "acrobatic insanity," the
backstabbing-upon-double-crosses-upon-betrayals; it was all quite
exciting! For that, we thank you baby-faced Tom Cruise for reminding
us you can be an action star once again. Long may your reign of
thrilling spy movies continue!
Behold the cool spy gadget that got overshadowed by CABLES! (it's gum that blows up; what's not to like?)
Reservoir Dogs
A fascinating story of a colorful (almost literally) cast of characters
dealing with the aftermath of a botched robbery, "Reservoir Dogs" should
be commended for Quentin Tarantino's first movie that
helped him
establish his style, no matter what kind of movie he made in
subsequent years.
Good luck listening to any version of this song without thinking of horrific torture now!
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
So aside from EVERY. SINGLE. CHARACTER. looking, acting, and
just plain BEING different from their comics counterpart, "Birds of
Prey" was about the same level of enjoyable as "Deadpool" starring Ryan
Reynolds, which is ironic since fanart on the Internet would have you
believe that Deadpool and Harley Quinn would get along quite well with
their penchant for violence and twisted senses of humor...which is a
load of phooey. And yet, HERE WE ARE FEELING LIKE WB & DC RUMMAGED
AROUND FOX'S CUTTING ROOM FLOOR FOR IDEAS!
So just like in
"Suicide Squad," we find ourselves rooting for the bad chick protagonist
in Harley Quinn, as she has to avoid hitmen, bad men, and angry women
after she declares herself NOT the number one gal of the Joker (who
never shows up; don't get your hopes up). Through a convoluted
back&forth in which scene after scene of the story getting ground to
a halt, we find out that a pickpocket stole something that would make
Obi-Wan Kenobi ridiculously wealthy and the king of all organized crime,
and it's up to an assorted variety of lethal ladies to protect the kid
until she poops out a diamond.
Overall, crazy, well-choreographed,
and I sure hope you like the Ferris Bueller style of fourth-wall
breaking just for kicks, cuz we get a lot of those.
If anybody wants a better story involving what Cassandra Cain is supposed to be, but is still accessible to the casual fan, check this one out.
1917
It starts with a guy lounging by a tree, and ends with a guy lounging by a tree. "1917"
is the tale of how two soldiers in WWI have to deliver a message to
their fellows 20 miles away to save lives from a German plot...and it is
a long and twisty road to get there! Just like "Birdman" a couple years
back, it manages to make the journey seem like an almost seamless
"oner," with very little noticeable cuts between set pieces. The craft
of filmmaking is evident with this movie, and it earned that Best
Cinematography Oscar. Simple story, but strong characterization
and visuals.
Come "1917" join your brother "Birdman" in celebration of your "oner" status!
Artemis Fowl
Even if you divorce this film as an adaptation of a beloved children's
book series, "Artemis Fowl" is still a sloppy, ridiculous movie probably
geared towards anybody in the 6-10 year old range, and even then this
would be an insult to fantasy, sci-fi, and antihero movies marketed
toward that demographic. The only standout performances are Judi
Dench, who the book purists are sad to find out is not the
cigar-chomping DA CHIEF stereotype, and Josh Gad, as they are both
relatively true to their characters and actually seem like they are
trying to act. Otherwise, pick any word you'd like to describe this
horrendous experiment of cinema, but I'll choose the one that the books
and movie gave us: D'ARVIT!
It's a small thing, but it matters to me...WHERE WAS THE CENTAUR'S TINFOIL HAT YOU MOUSEY COWARDS?! JUSTICE FOR FOALY'S TINFOIL HAT!!
Redline
I have not watched all of "Speed Racer" anime, so I don't know if it can
even compare, but "Redline" is the edgier and more intense version that
people like the Wachowskis wished they could have made. Granted, I
doubt Speed Racer ever had to do a race on a planet where the ENTIRE
cyborg military was gunning for him...or had to deal with absolute
mad/wild characters as fellow competitors...or had get back on his
wheels after surviving a kaiju fight and the orbital laser that was to
deal with said giant monsters. But overall, a pulse-pounding thrill ride
that's a testament to how much actual action and animation can go into
an anime movie.
Behold! The magical transforming car with boobie windows!
The Call of the Wild
Was quite bored about "the Call of the Wild," not helped that I haven't
read the book so I don't have that kind of nostalgic attachment to a
childhood literary classic. The funny thing about the abundance of CG
animals was that since this was already a Disney production, I had to
entertain myself further by giving some of the dogs the voices of the
canine cast from "Up."
The Public
Back in November 2018, I was writing a research paper for my first year
at library school. A friend recommended this movie to me as it tied into
my topic: how are libraries reacting to the homeless populations who
frequent their spaces? Because it had just hit the film festival
circuit, there was no way for me to see it and I had to turn in that
paper only citing Emilio Estevez in press releases. But now that I
have seen it, and having worked in a public library for over two years now, I can relate to how despite the corniness, despite the lack of
any of the characters' arcs coming to any real resolution, and despite
the...unorthodox way the movie ended, I can attest that it really does
match with what the librarians' creed is supposed to be. It's the most
idealistic of ideals for librarians to be as staunch in their beliefs as
those who stood with those in need, and stood up to people who would
paint them as as unwell as their least of patrons. Definitely recommend if you can find it (even better if you can check it out at your local library.)
The Three Musketeers (2011)
The 2011 version of "the Three Musketeers" is dominated by a buncha
solid C-listers (with the bad guys being solid B-listers now). Also, why
on Earth would they cast Orlando Bloom and his near-perfect body double
Luke Evans in the same movie? Despite that, it's bizarrely fun in
all its genre-blending madness. It's like a comic book movie met a spy
movie, met a swashbuckling movie, met a steampunk movie, met a weird
French aristocrat movie.
Despite being set in the time period it's in, they STILL manage to do a "spy dodges the laser grid to steal something" scene!
Airplane!
Despite the off-the-wall nature and the jokes coming a mile a minute,
there is a relatively melodramatic tale about a man overcoming his
demons and doing something heroic. But really, we watched this for the clever & bonkers lines and ridiculous visual/physical comedy.
Always great to see a classic gag in context!
The Three Musketeers (1994)
Swashbuckling movie extraordinaire! Fueled by cling-clang swordfights,
cheesy yet fun action, quotable lines, and over-the-top villains. Also, something in there about the veteran do-gooder(s) finding a new bright-eyed youth to train and they foil an evil plot.
Who would've guessed that just 2 years later, he'll go on to play the (worst?) live-action Robin...followed up by again, playing the DEFINITE worst live-action Robin.
Mousehunt
This is what happens when you have Tom & Jerry shenanigans with two bumbling idiots instead of an unfortunate cat. The
slapstick is on point, the animal training is superb with very few
times that you notice the CGI stand-ins for the titular rodent, and the
aesthetic is almost Tim Burton-esque. A real fun time indeed with some
jokes that are a lot more risque that solidified Dreamworks as a major
competitor to Disney (with more than one subtle jabs at the Mouse
throughout the film).
You got me; I totally forgot how to play this game, let alone how to make all the pieces work...
Hamilton
Hark! Thanks to D+, I was finally able to be in the room where it
happened...with "it" being one of the most revolutionary Broadway smash
hits to come out in the past decade. "Hamilton" is a treat for theater
nerds, history buffs, music connoisseurs, wordsmith worshipers, and
people who are helpless when it comes to seeing stories of people who
rise up beyond what's expected of them. After the train wreck of an
adaptation that was "Cats" where everything that made it unique was
butchered beyond belief, I'm inclined to believe that maybe not all
musicals need to have a big budget Hollywood adaptation to be fully
appreciated by the masses; just a trusty camera crew and the format that
it was always intended to be. Suffice to say, I was satisfied. Awesome. Wow.
So
while one can argue that you can get most of the story from listening
to the soundtrack, you cannot, however, get some of the more
entertaining things that have to be seen to be believed...like King
George acting like a fool while Hamilton stands there oblivious that
even Kristof has come to make his life miserable.
The Muppet Movie
"The Muppet Movie" is indicative of most Muppet movies: musical,
self-aware & trope-poking-fun, and full of heart for characters you
forget are made of felt, faux fur, & googly eyes. It's the origin
story of how Kermit the Frog gathers an eclectic buncha weirdos to put
on the beloved variety shows they are remembered fondly for; and there's
a million things they haven't done, just you wait! Overall, just a fun movie with pretty groundbreaking special effects for its time.
Easier to believe Kermit's real rather than think any of the new Lion King was "photorealistic."
Bleach (the Soul Reaper Agent Arc)
While it certainly doesn't live up to the precedent of the anime, nor
does it get little things like KEY DETAILS right, the spirit of "Bleach:
the Soul Reaper Agent Arc" is very much aligned with the spirit of the
show. Like so many teen heroes, Ichigo Kurosaki doesn't want his
unique power of seeing and interacting with ghosts, but when destiny
comes knocking and a shinigami has to give her reaper powers over to
him, he'll have to learn the key principle of a famous wallcrawler. Once
it's been made clear what this agent of death did was illegal however,
he has to step up his game to be as his name suggests: a protector. Not
only does the movie try to adapt & condense the first major story
arc of the show into an hour & 45 minutes, failing to do so, but
still has the look, the kind of music, the excellent character dynamics,
and ironically, other stylistic details like Chad's Mexican coin and
the sporadic appearances of 15 around Ichigo's things. One can only hope
that Warner Brothers & Netflix can tell how much of a nostalgia
bone they are picking and make a sequel.
Yes, let the music take you back...back to when things were a little more lax on Youtube and you could binge the entire anime with full episodes on there...
National Treasure
Until the day Disney acquires Indiana Jones, this is one heckuva
good imitation. Granted, it doesn't have the old timey flavor Henry
Jones Junior has, but the intricate puzzles&traps, the
fly-by-the-seat-of-their-pants attitude, the fun chases, and the tenuous
grasp on what COULD be history and the artifacts that come with it are
just a good time.
Just Mercy
Is the American South actually the worst? No, but you'll still feel like punchin' a buncha white dudes in the schnoz for being horrible. Props to Michael B. Jordan playing the most level-headed, cool, and likable on all accounts lawyer I've seen in a long time. I
want to say that the movie might have ended a little too ideally, but
maybe that's how it played out in real life too. Can't fault a story's
ending if it's how it really happened.
Last Christmas
"Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. The very next day, you gave it away. This year, to save me from fears, I'll give it to someone special." ... That's it. That's the movie. Cryptic
lyrics-as-plot aside, it's an interesting movie about Emilia Clark
continuing a ruin-life-spiral, meeting a magic(?) boyfriend, and then
turning her life around and mending all her relationships.
Hopefully not too spoilery...I mean, who even remembers "Scrubs?"
Dolittle
Passable for a children's movie, but I don't know if this was really
aimed at kids, given the absolutely stuffed roster of A & B-listers
lending their voices to this movie. Not only that, but somehow RDJ
seemed to have lost his mojo, his strange charismatic charm he's carried
into every role since Iron Man. Now he flits feverishly between
mourning widower, to cuckoo eccentric, to strange & jittery bird.
Having only vague recollections of the book, I suppose I remember the
animal companions being all sorts of kooky and quirky...but not to this
extent! Good grief, there IS a point when you've reached maximum
capacity on wisecracking animal companions, even in a movie aimed at
children. It's as the great Eddie Murphy said, "the position of annoying
talking animal has ALREADY been taken!"
Imagine my surprise that this WASN'T Simon Pegg! I guess he knew a stinker when he saw one.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets
Definitely goes down the strange, historical-conspiracy rabbit hole much
deeper than the last one, but while the first one had a lot more to do
with their MacGuffin item, this one reveals the titular book of secrets
only halfway through the movie, abandons it as something to keep
referring to, and then the treasure they find really has almost nothing
to do with it. If anything, I think it was more an excuse for
Nicholas Cage to unleash more of his crazy and to somehow rope in Helen
Mirren & Peter Weller into the movie.
WHY CAN NOBODY AGREE WHERE THE FABLED CITY OF GOLD IS?! (Black Panther's Klaw did it worse though, these two guys did it best)
Cinderella (2015)
Good but at the same time is full of padding with delusions of being an actual drama. Um, no. It's
an adaptation of a cartoon with more emphasis on the title character
and her steadfast belief in courage and kindness. As an adaptation of
the Cinderella story though, you can't get more middle of the road
than this.
The twisty-turny, criminal power struggle movie that makes you wonder
just which one of these despicable A-holes will get what they want. Told
in a strange framing device of an old yet still very spry Hugh Grant
trying to relay his journalistic findings to a drug lord's 2nd in
command, so lots of the story could be really indulgent in its fantasies
and the characters talk in the most flowery and amazingly word-choiced
dialogues ever. Watch this if you want to see bad people do bad things to each other...in a darkly comedic way.
A far cry from his "magical boyfriend" role from "Last Christmas" Acting chops!
Sonic the Hedgehog
Surprised me with how earnestly it's trying to tell its story and hammer home its theme of friendship and camaraderie. Tries
its darndest to be something that is distinctly its own version of
Sonic while sneaking in the subtlest of Easter Eggs. On one hand, you
could say that this Sonic is the same as any other
strange-creature-from-another-dimension/planet that was so prevalent in
the mid-to-late 2000s, but then the Sonic I always remembered had an
attitude (like his old theme song said) and an "attitude" viewed from an
adult and translated into this day and age, would be QUITE an annoying
teenager. Surprise to no one, kudos to the great Jim Carrey hamming it
up as only Jim Carrey could in playing the most egotistical madman this
side of his Count Olaf.
And remember, it could've always. been. worse.
Missing Link
Another golden film of adventure, camaraderie, and learning more about
yourself via most excellent puppetry from the good folks at Laika. Best line: "THE PEOPLE WE DON'T WANT HERE ARE ESCAPING! STOP THEM FROM LEAVING!"
Trolls World Tour
While the first Trolls movie was a half-hearted attempt at reviving a
decades-old toy with a surprising emphasis on jukebox musical charm,
this sequel, “Trolls World Tour” went ALL IN on the musical charm! Like
the Avatar shows, the world of the minuscule music meisters used to
live in harmony, THEN EVERYTHING CHANGED WHEN THE ROCKERS ATTACKED! The
deuteragonists from last time take it upon themselves to try and fight
back by uniting their different and funky (classy, country, etc)
brethren, but along the way learn some harsh truths about the world,
their people, and each other. Surprisingly wittier jokes, rich world
building with as much diversity in new Trolls as musical tastes, not an
overwhelming reliance on needing to see the previous movie, and an
interesting core of learning to listen to others, this kids’ movie is
a jam!
Sometimes the humor hits juuuuust right.
Mulan (2020)
It's a gorram slap to the face. It's a deplorable take on a legendary Disney animated film. It's
"Mulan." but like the live-action Cinderella before it, it felt the
need to Force a tagline down your throat (Loyal, Brave, and Truth;
debatably their use of chi is also horrifically overused) Despite
these flaws, I found myself entertained. The liberties they took from
the characters, the plot, the villains, and the distinct & familiar
musical cues made me shake my head, BUT I found myself bewilderingly
entertained. The star is definitely the choreography as it was
moderately enough to make battles and fight scenes hold my interest. In
the same vein as nearly 80% of the live-action Disney remakes however,
it's an acceptable movie with great production value and stars doing
their best; only when compared to their animated counterparts made
nearly 2 decades before does the opinion shift to awful.
Some dense executive thought that "chi" was "magic" and that makes me sad.
Scoob!
Consider Batman.
WB and DC seem to have to constantly re-invent him and
his posse of crime fighters, seemingly for every generation. Campy,
brutal, dark, serious cartoon, funny cartoon, bigoted alien-fighter,
little plastic snarkmaster who certainly acts like an 8 year old that
never grew up, etc. etc.
Now consider Scooby Doo.
Of all the
Hanna-Barbera cartoons, this goofy dog and his meddlesome friends have
had incarnation after incarnation, so that it seems like every
generation will know the words "zoinks," "jinkies," and "Ruh-roh."
The
funny thing about both Batman and Scooby Doo is that they are both part
of much bigger universes. Batman got everything from aliens that can
leap tall buildings in a single bound, a mass of vegetation that speaks
for the trees better than the Lorax, and the literal angel of vengeance
that finally convinced the Pharaoh to let Moses' people go...and Scooby
Doo got a talking shark, a racially insensitive dog that practices
martial arts, and a smarter-than average bear.
So to call "Scoob"
just another Scooby Doo movie is grossly underestimating how many cameos
and Easter Eggs they can pull from their forgotten shows on the
Boomerang channel. It's one gigantic adventure that mixes what makes
Scooby Doo so endearing with some legitimate superhero stuff. A+
voice-acting too with comedic hijinks that works so well with this 3D
animated medium.
Not bad. Roughly the same kinda attention to detail that makes the "Addams Family" intro recreation last year give off the same kinda vibe.
Weathering with You
Makoto Shinkai strikes again with a teenage love story that truly
flourishes under the weirdest of circumstances...while his last mega-hit
that featured this setup was new classic "Your Name," with a boy and a girl
pulling a Freaky Friday leading up to an Armageddon-level meteor strike,
this time, a plucky runaway tries to start a business with a girl who
can stop bad weather for a little bit...and things go sideways. Truly
gorgeous (water; just water effects EV-RY-WHERE!), the chemistry is cute
as all heck, the side characters are fun & fleshed out on their own
merits, and when adversity does rear its ugly head, you find yourself
rooting for this guy to find the girl who might be literally stuck in
the clouds.
Cameos from some old friends...and yet STILL NO CLOSURE ON WHETHER THEY GOT TOGETHER!!
One Piece: Episode of East Blue
As the famous meme said, "ain't nobody got time for that."
The
long-running manga One Piece has been going on for a long long time, and
for most, getting into it is a bit of a daunting task. And like
anything that's been going on for a long time, sometimes its earlier
work looks a bit shoddy. So now that we have a movie that chronicles the
earliest episodes into an easy to swallow hour and 41 minutes, is it
worth your time? Maybe. It's a great cliffnotes version with updated
animation but it suffers from LUDICROUS SPEED ZOOM. Very evident in the
last two segments with Sanji and Nami's stories getting the quickest
brush of nostalgia recognition for the fans and the battles that zip by. But man oh man, for a longtime fan, this is your nostalgia given a crisp new sheen.
I think at this point they had switched over to "Believe" but y'know, the first theme song will ALWAYS strike a chord with the fans.
Father of the Bride Part 3(ish)
Just a fun little romp with familiar characters and filmed in a believable way with the COVID-19 pandemic still raging outside.
Burn the Witch
"WE HAVE FOUND A WITCH! MAY WE BURN HER?" - nearly every dragon
in London, trying to prove that witches weigh the same as a duck.
Take
the most notable elements of "Harry Potter" and the "How to Train your
Dragon" movies and filter it through the mind of the guy who made
"Bleach," and this is what you got.
Honestly, a lot of potential,
with adventures more like the "Ghostbusters" or the "Men in Black"
instead of the never-ending duels that made "Bleach" such a bore as it
dragged on, this time focusing on maintaining the hidden world of magic
and fantastic creatures on the flipside of a modern big city with a
dynamic pair of cute witches.
Unfortunately, it is such a pilot
for a series begging to be made, it's not much a movie, but
it's simultaneously, a middle point of an adventure and a starting point for
this interesting buncha characters.
Been really getting into English covers lately; this gal sings the ending theme pretty good; checkout more of her stuff
Kamen Rider Heisei Generations
There are just three reasons to watch this:
The glorious medley of the Rider Openings at the endcredits
The meta-joke about Grease looking like Otoya Kurenai from Kiva (and a
host of other little things that are strangely meta about the whole dern
franchise)
TAKERU SATOH, THE ORIGINAL DEN-O, COMES BACK FOR A
CAMEO! AFTER YEARS AND YEARS OF NOT DOING THEM FOLLOW-UP MOVIES, HE
FINALLY RETURNS! OH MY GAIM, IT'S GOOD TO SEE HIM AGAIN!
But really,
same level of inexplicable fanservice for longtime fans, no real love to
either of the headlining Riders (Build's team is shafted so much it hurts
& really, what did we have to build off of with ZiO?), the villain
& his literal minion army is a joke, and unless you're quite
familiar with Den-O world mechanics, the plot won't make sense. So essentially, a movie for fans only.
He's a bit older, but c'mon guys, even time travelers get old.
The LEGO Star Wars Holiday Special
Actually pretty funny. Various sundry references all centered around
mysterious crystals that let Rey time travel so she can learn the true
meaning of Christmas? And in doing so, also manages to foil another Palpatine plot! Definitely better than what it looks on paper.
"Hello there"
The Way Back
In case you don’t follow celebrity gossip, Ben Affleck’s life is pretty
much in shambles. But the funny thing about most of humanity is that we
love a good comeback, and Ben delivers with “the Way Back.”
Playing a
truly miserable alcoholic (or just reliving memories?), Ben Affleck
does his best to show a tough grump who seems to only care about the
next time he can drink another Coors in the shower. But out of the
blue, he gets a chance to give his life meaning again when he is
called to coach his old high school’s basketball team. As the story goes
on, it’s an almost never ending juggling act for the guy as he does his
best to reign in his destructive impulses and actually care about
these aggravating teenagers. While some people in his life get a little
characterization, the story is primarily his, and we find out over the
course of the film just why he is so bitter at the world; doesn’t
justify what he does but it does bring the audience a bigger picture
into this sad man’s life.
Top notch acting all around and you
surprisingly find yourself wondering whether or not Ben can make a
comeback (just like in real life).
Tenet I will excuse a lot for "art." I will excuse baffling directorial
choices, vanity projects, and things that don't make sense if only to
say that movies are an artform that need to live on. But I will NOT
excuse "Tenet," and its insistence on highfalutin I-AM-SO-SMART concept
that is tacked onto a laughably simple plot: talk to people and stop bad
guy from destroying the world from the mother of all nukes. This
was supposed to be Christopher Nolan's "welcome back to the movies"
peace offering and instead we are "treated" to an anvil to the head and
spat upon for "not getting it." His other movies have dealt with
difficult sci-fi concepts before, but there was always an interesting
story attached to it that only amplified the stakes. In this movie
though? I COULD get it but it would take a lot of liberties with my
understanding of time travel even more than "Avengers Endgame" did with
their way of doing it. Well, if I can't understand what is happening,
it is a bad movie.
Perfectly encapsulates a lot of the problems I have with this movie
The Current War
While I do not deny that they got a lot of talented actors to be in this
picture, I feel like way this movie was made is the anti-Birdman or
anti-1917. CUTS! CUTS EVERYWHERE!
Due to the overwhelming presence of
Edison as THE American inventor, you would think that he had squashed
his rivals with no mercy. This movie seeks to point out otherwise, as
Doctor Strange, aided by Spider-man, competes with General Zod and Beast
of the X-men to provide the country with safe light. "How exciting
can it be to watch dudes feuding over providing electricity?" you might
ask? Quite intriguing actually. The competition escalates and escalates
with tactics getting dirtier, money running out and emotions running
high, all culminating in who will have the honor of providing the power
for the World's Fair in Chicago.
Despite what I love of the movie
(DRAMATIC HISTORY!), I can barely stomach the rapid-fire nature of the
amalgamation of scenes. Additionally, characters are barely introduced,
with some forgotten for good chunks of the movie, motivations are not
that well expressed, and the story just chugs along like a train with no
brakes (heh heh heh).
"Nothing will ever be named a Tesla again!" How droll...
Soul
For me, it's a fine line between being cynical and being optimistic.
Maybe in the future, I'll watch "Soul" when I'm feeling more hopeful,
when the message won't ring so hollow when I'm finding myself feeling
less the need for wonder and amazement at life, and more the need of
purpose for my life. But if I were in a better mood, I would praise
how this movie conveys deeper concepts than what would normally be
covered in an animated movie. I like how even living people can be
considered "soulless;" how passions can be birthed or changed up; how
another simple body-swapping situation can still be played for laughs
and for appreciating little things in life; how even though you have to
think about being a functional adult, you can still try to reach for
your dreams. Even though I appreciated what they were trying to sell, I could still only scoff and say "not for me thanks."
...
This is the new "SHE'S JUST ABOUT TO CLOSE UP THE LIBRARY!" for me...
Midway
Seriously, what else are you expecting from "Midway?" Dogfights, hotshot pilots, the horrors of war, analysts obsessing over a map, and lots of DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA BOOM! Far
be it for me to blame a formula that works, but very middle-of-the-road
when it comes to exciting yet lackluster story war epics.
My Hero Academia movie: Heroes Rising
Despite being a non-canon movie, this still manages to effectively fill a
gap that is sorely felt by HeroAca fans waiting for Season 5.
This
movie is a textbook definition of "nothing bad can happen to this sleepy
little isolated place & then bad things happen," as all of the
protagonists and his classmates from hero school are tasked with taking
care of a small out of the way island because what can go wrong? Four uniquely designed and powered baddies prove otherwise.
With
the previous movie giving lip service to side-characters and not
showing audiences exactly what they're capable of, focusing solely on
All Might, Izuku, and the Shield family, this movie showcases 90% of the
ensemble cast doing herowork. In addition, their further demonstration
of abilities is expounded on in something you don't see too often in
shonen battle shows: the combination of their abilities. You'd think
that shonen series that emphasize the importance of friendship and
camaraderie would show that more often instead of just STATING its
importance. But this movie shows off how groups of the students can work
together to accomplish their goals/beat up bad dudes. Really ties into
the title with heroES RISing to the occasion.
The climax might rub
some people the wrong way with its blatant disregard of power sharing,
but considering the main character's Quirk is so overpowered already,
might as well throw in a random miracle BS powerup. Really fun and a fine amount of fanservice for the fans of the series that manages to go a little bit beyond expectations.
The transformation was a little...off
Promare
Watching this, you get filled with warm fuzzies, like seeing an old
friend you haven't seen in a while with a hot new look. "Promare"
certainly evokes the spirit of previous works that these absolute madmen
have done, primarily "Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann" and "Kill La Kill,"
but the stylistic choices of this story about a hotshot firefighter
befriending the leader of the oppressed firebender minority make this
cinematic experience shine much more than the plot deserves. The
"shoddy" CGI, the continual war of ice-blue blocks vs pink triangles, the
whacked-out machines that only Japanese minds can come up with, and the
frenetic kinetic flow of the animation certainly gives this Trigger
outing a flavor similar, yet distinct. Despite my misgivings on where
the story and characters were going or if it was compelling at all,
there's a point where my brain simply gives up on treating it like a
competent story and snaps into "enjoy the ride" mode.
Despite the thematic similarities, the differences between Fire Force and Promare are so vast and different, it's like comparing bananas and peaches; both are fruits, but taste different when flambe'd!